Why are there humans that still have no ability to find the internet? Why? Okay. I understand hard economic times, so you may not have internet at your house. But do you know that there are such things as an INTERNET CAFE? It is a magical place that servers coffee and biscuits and they have computers, just sitting there for you to use.
Also, there is a library, they indeed have computers with internet connections. Perhaps a friend has it on their phone or netbook. I would think with minimal effort you would stumble upon a slightly out of date computer running Windows 97 and dial up. Still works, it gets you to the very same internet that the rest of us enjoy.
Why then> Why? Can people not take care of their urgent business matters? Renew subscriptions, receive emails, generally keep up to date on the things important to them?
Is it because they really love the human contact of calling on the phone? Is it because they love the tactile bliss that is handling a pen and holding a piece of paper in their hands... OR IS IT the fact that people are far to lazy to haul their buns across the street to the library and take care of their own shit?
I have a similar story. Not related to the intarweb (again, a vast network of wires and tubes whereby one computater can speak to another...) This has to do with a different level of lazyness where i find myself asking... WHY?
I live on the third floor of my apartment building. In the land of Las Vegas, we like our apartment entrances on the outside so we each have our own door to the world. However, there is a hall connecting the front of the building to the back of the building (also outside.) Now, I live on the front side of the building, my parking space is on the back side of the building for an unknowable reason. I, therefore have to walk through this hall every day at least twice.
My wall neighbor, whose apartment door is at the top of the steps I frequent, has a habit. She likes to leave her garbage outside of her front door. I presume that this is so that she can grab it on the way down the steps and toss it in the dumpster before she drives off. Well... that rarely happens. What usually happens is the garbage that has been lovingly placed in front of a major walkway blows away, often off of the balcony and even more often... down the hall.
What do I do? Rather than let it pile up in there, or worse, blow down to my front door, pick it up. Walk it down to the dumpster... *sigh*
My WHY>? in this story is how could you let your trash fly away, clutter a hallway, and or fall on people? How could you be so lazy as to not walk your happy ass down to the dumpster? Two flights of steps? Come on, you could use the cardio.
Wonder if i should take a big crap on her doormat...? It that excessive retaliation?... I did have to pick up her tampon once...
2 comments:
Wow.... I'd at least talk to the apartment manager about that neighbor. I don't know how long I'd be forgiving of such an action.
Are there 'guest' spots that you might be able to park in in the front of the building that would allow you to not have to take that hallway?
poor Vicki! leave her a note telling her that there is no such thing as a "garbage Fairy" and that indeed, you have been taking her shit to the dumpster because you dont want it everywhere. tell her to take her stuff to the garbage or you'll tell the super... or you could profit and have her pay you $20 a month to take her gabage (you can charge how ever much you want, capitalize on the bitch's laziness :))
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